| Seriously, why even buy a tree if your disposal plan for same is to just dump it right in front of the nearest abandoned rowhouse in the middle of the night? There is no Christmas Tree Recycling / Disposal Fairy employed by the City of Philadelphia's Streets Department (nor, for the apparent wonderful new neighbor near us, is there a Dog Poop Disposal Fairy, either - thank you so very much for your overnight deposits of same on and around my stoop!), though at least three people in the immediate vicinity of my building seem to believe there must be.
Fantastic, I wonder how long these things will spend rotting (and blocking the sidewalk - perhaps I'll go around and push them out onto the street overnight in a few days, then maybe someone will quickly take an interest in doing something about them?) out there?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Pot Luck is an open thread...