George W. Bush Flavored Ice Cream... Ew.

This one is going to take the place of your (4.00 / 4)

sort of weekly friday night happy story. Cuz I think it's funny, if not happy. It's happy that Bush is no longer in office. BTW - I can't vouch for the truthfulness of this post - it came as an email forward - but it's still FUNNY!

"I can understand someone from Iowa promoting corn and soy, but we are not feeding the world, we are feeding animals and soft drink companies." - Jim Goodman

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by: Jill Richardson @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 03:03:46 AM UTC

Bwahahahahahahahaha (4.00 / 5)

Oh my fucking god, these are hilarious.

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by: Maryscott O'Connor @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 03:16:49 AM UTC

Not quite as good as naming a sewage plant (4.00 / 5)

after the man, but still...

I think the winner would have to be Heckuva Job, Brownie, but if I had to suggest one to add to the list, all I could think up was Mission Accomplished Fig (mission fig flavor). That said, I wouldn't eat it. I've had fig ice cream and it's not for me.

"I can understand someone from Iowa promoting corn and soy, but we are not feeding the world, we are feeding animals and soft drink companies." - Jim Goodman

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by: Jill Richardson @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 03:37:50 AM UTC

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Mine are below, (4.00 / 3)

but if we were to do other bush-figures, how 'bout

Harriet Miers Lemon.

Condi Rice Pudding

Rumsfeld caramel

and (drum roll, please)

Lick Cheney (a bright red popsicle).

For an uncore:

Peppermint Majority.

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by: zic @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 20:40:00 PM UTC

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Ooh those are good! (4.00 / 3)

For that matter what about:
Rumsfeld Truffle or Rumsfeld Raisin.

They have a dirty word in the title but I'd still eat them.

"I can understand someone from Iowa promoting corn and soy, but we are not feeding the world, we are feeding animals and soft drink companies." - Jim Goodman

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by: Jill Richardson @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 23:26:21 PM UTC

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Gotta go with (4.00 / 4)

Nut'n Accomplished:

It is gorgeous in its brevity.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trillin

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by: Youffraita @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 04:54:25 AM UTC

I'm having trouble just picking one... (4.00 / 3)

They're all so great!

If I gotta go with one though, I'll go with -

Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

I think it sends the right message.

"The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks." - Christopher Hitchens

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by: JayinPortland @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 04:58:09 AM UTC

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Yeah, I appreciate the sentiment there... (4.00 / 4)

but I can almost taste the Nut'n Accomplished.  (Does it include macademia nuts?  That would be awesome.)

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trillin

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by: Youffraita @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 05:01:29 AM UTC

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naw! (4.00 / 3)

it's gotta be horrible, horrible stuff...
something only republicants could love....
i know brazil-ion nuts!! with almond bark, salmonella infected peanut butter and frikking mercury laden high fructose corn syrup swirls.

Nut'n Acornplished
all bite with a lil' bark

come firefly-dreaming with me....

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by: RiaD @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 05:54:01 AM UTC

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Well, I'm all in favor (4.00 / 4)

of feeding high-fructose corn syrup laced with Mercury) to any and all GOPers.  After all, they should have to eat what they preach.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trillin

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by: Youffraita @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 08:20:40 AM UTC

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I came up with another idea. (4.00 / 3)

How about: War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Chocolate is Vanilla.

"I can understand someone from Iowa promoting corn and soy, but we are not feeding the world, we are feeding animals and soft drink companies." - Jim Goodman

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by: Jill Richardson @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 18:59:56 PM UTC

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On a sadder note... (4.00 / 4)

as you are aware, Ria, I now work in a convenience store.

You would not believe how many under-25s are just HUGE.  I mean, morbidly obese. MORBIDLY OBESE.  I feel filthy...like an enabler...but I need this job.  It's not like there are any OTHER jobs out there.

oy gevalt, this is NOT GOOD.  It depresses me...I am not working for the good of the nation, I am merely further enriching an evil corporate culture whom deserves no respect from me or anyone else, and which culture I wish would die a horrible death, except...I need this job.  

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trillin

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by: Youffraita @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 08:28:48 AM UTC

Off topic, I love your sig (4.00 / 2)

I was just talking about Molly Ivins to a friend. My cat is named after her because she (my cat Molly) is from Texas so I named her for my favorite Texan.

"I can understand someone from Iowa promoting corn and soy, but we are not feeding the world, we are feeding animals and soft drink companies." - Jim Goodman

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by: Jill Richardson @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 10:35:31 AM UTC

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D'Cidar (apple flavor.) (4.00 / 3)

no mistakes (vanilla)
preznit choc (pretzel & chocolate)
mumble fumble (peanut butter and bubble gum)
bush goosh (red peppermint candy with liquid center)
mushroom cloud (nutmeg -- it's the only ice-cream flavor I that can make you trip.)

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by: zic @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 20:34:06 PM UTC