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Nice Work if You Can Get It

by: Jill Richardson

Wed Feb 04, 2009 at 06:00:00 AM PST


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Looks like it pays pretty well to be the ex-CEO of one of the largest meatpackers. Dick Bond is leaving Tyson Foods with a contract worth $9.2 million: $5.7 million over the next 10 years, full benefits, $85,000 per year in life insurance premiums... plus 25 hours a year of personal use of a company plane for 3 years, a cell phone, and a 2009 Mercedes. This is in return for advising Tyson up to 20 hours per month for 10 years.

Tyson is one of the top four largest firms in each beef, pork, and chicken. You've gotta wonder about the size of their carbon footprint... we'd probably make a huge dent in solving global warming if we were able to just snap our fingers and make Tyson disappear. But instead, they're around - and they're making enough money to give their departing execs millions of dollars plus a Mercedes to boot. I wonder if people like that realize that the rest of us have to worry about whether or not we can afford COBRA when we leave a job?

Apparently Bond fell out of favor with the Tyson family because he was unwilling to cut chicken production. Tyson just reported a fiscal first quarter $112 million loss. Amazing that they think Bond's advice is worth $9.2 million... unless they plan to listen to what he says and then do the opposite

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Heh... (4.00 / 1)
Amazing that they think Bond's advice is worth $9.2 million... unless they plan to listen to what he says and then do the opposite

That's an old sports gambling trick...


I mean, seriously - have you ever been fired (4.00 / 1)
from a place for screwing it up, only to get $9 million on your way out the door in return for your advice??? Typically, with the exception of layoffs perhaps, I thought people were fired because their advice was no longer desired!

"I can understand someone from Iowa promoting corn and soy, but we are not feeding the world, we are feeding animals and soft drink companies." - Jim Goodman

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Just another example... (4.00 / 1)
of how, once you get in that door, up to that level?  You're golden, set for life.

Now it's time for lunch - brown rice and regrets.  Heh...


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Oh, which is to say... (4.00 / 1)
That I've always been pretty f'ing good at everything I've ever done.  But right now, I can't get anybody to pay me for anything...

Do you think if I doctor my resume a bit, and portray myself as a failed businessman instead...I'd improve my chances at finding something?  Shit, why not shoot for the top right?


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