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LVL Contest: Make Your Own Sewage Sludge Jingle!

by: Jill Richardson

Mon Sep 06, 2010 at 00:59:43 AM PDT


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Recall that activists have interfered with San Francisco's sewage sludge compost give-away program that was giving free "organic compost" to city residents until the program was ended this past March. Since then, the city made good on its promise to release test results showing which contaminants - if any - were found in the sludge compost, and at what concentrations. Shortly after they released their results, the newly-formed Food Rights Network (FRN) released its own data, showing that SF's sludge compost DID have some nasty stuff in it - namely, PBDEs, nonylphenols, and triclosan. (San Francisco's tests didn't test for those things.) When FRN released its test results and the story was picked up by CBS news, it was quite embarrassing for San Francisco.

Now, apparently, it's San Francisco's turn at bat. So what are they doing? PR, of course. They have a new jingle to remind people what goes down the toilet and what doesn't so that the resulting sewage sludge is clean and can be used as a fertilizer. "When it comes to your toilet: Remember 3 Ps - Poop, Paper and Pee - Give it to Me!" Catchy, huh?

Here's the thing... it's not the condoms and cotton swabs going down the toilet that are really the problem, when it comes to using sewage sludge as fertilizer. It's the industrial waste, hospital waste, and even household waste - including the various chemicals that humans excrete. For example, check out this nice list of pharmaceuticals frequently found in sewage sludge. A few of them can be traced to use in livestock, but most are human drugs. Sometimes, pharmaceuticals even make their way all the way into drinking water. I've spent the last week reading countless studies about how pharmaceuticals biodegrade and what happens to them in the environment. Quite often, drugs go right through humans and come out the other end. So do an awful lot of other chemicals. If you want data and numbers check out this CDC report. They measure human exposure to chemicals by what they find in our urine.

At any rate, I find this sewage jingle so entertaining, I'll mail a book about sustainable food (winner's choice of several - I'll give you a list of what I've got) to whoever can come up with the best jingle about using sewage sludge as fertilizer for food crops. If you can write a jingle, paste it in the comments here. I'll post a diary with all of the entries a week from today and let people vote on the winner. Multiple entries are allowed - the more, the better.

Full disclosure: I am being paid to write about sewage sludge by the Center for Media & Democracy. However, this contest is my own idea and my own work, independent of the work I am being paid to do.

Jill Richardson :: LVL Contest: Make Your Own Sewage Sludge Jingle!
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Wow! (4.00 / 1)
Well, while I applaud what they're doing as far as encouraging people to not dump drugs and other chemicals down the drain, that jingle raised my eyebrows.

I was thinking about the sludge issue the other day and thinking about how people in the city, with a sewar system that makes it possible to just dump things down the drain, which I was guilty of before moving out here to Mulino, and the situation I'm in now, where I absolutely can not just dump things down the drain.

We do not have sewar out here. Eveyone out here is responsible for their own septic system. If anything ever goes wrong with it, each home owner is responsible, which can get quite expensive, thousands of dollars, to fix. We have to have a sand filter here and when we moved in, almost 20 years ago, the thing was only a couple years old. Back then it cost $16,000 to install. I could probably install one for about the same ammount now, but only if I did all of the work. I hate to think what it would cost if I had to hire a contractor. Probably around $25,000 now.

Makes us very careful what goes down the drain. No antibiotics, no chemicals that could hurt the bacteria that break the waste down in the septic tank (everything goes to the septic tank, and then the fluid is pumped up to the sand filter and from there out into the leach field). If everyone in the city treated their sewar system like we have to treat ours, the sludge would be perfectly fine to use.

Normal people scare me.... But not as much as I scare them.


Do they test for household cleaning chemicals? (4.00 / 1)
 

Depends. (4.00 / 1)
Mostly they test for known harmful chemicals... and of course if any of those are used in cleaning products, or if cleaning products break down into harmful chemicals, then perhaps they are tested for. I've seen testing for pesticides, pharmaceuticals, semivolatile and volatile organic compounds, phthalates, flame retardants, heavy metals, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, steroids, hormones, fecal coliform, and probably more that I can't think of off the top of my head.

HOWEVER... there are exactly 10 chemicals that are regulated in sludge and THAT IS IT. 9 heavy metals and fecal coliform.

"I can understand someone from Iowa promoting corn and soy, but we are not feeding the world, we are feeding animals and soft drink companies." - Jim Goodman


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Dead Pan (4.00 / 3)
There was a young sewer from San Fran
It stank so bad but the Ad Man
Said Poop, Paper and Pee - Give it to Me
And the toxic sludge went into the frying pan

EW! (4.00 / 2)
Not bad!

I was trying to think of one last night but I couldn't come up with stuff that rhymed with dioxins and pharmaceuticals :)

"I can understand someone from Iowa promoting corn and soy, but we are not feeding the world, we are feeding animals and soft drink companies." - Jim Goodman


[ Parent ]
Ew is right! (4.00 / 1)
My mom always told me to be leary of limricks.

Normal people scare me.... But not as much as I scare them.

[ Parent ]
Okay, come on people... (4.00 / 1)
We need entries!

I'm declaring myself ineligible, but I'll add more to Eddie's above -

Poo Haiku

Paper, poop and pee
 are the magnificent three
   none but them for me

The sound of the flush
 I await my next reward
   Condoms?  Untoward

Now you've seen how bad I can be.  Painful.  Don't make me write The Crap Rap, youze guys...


oh, lol! (4.00 / 1)
wonderful.

I'll work on this. Jay, this rates a diary.


"If God were to appear to starving people, he would not dare to appear in any other form than food." - Mahatma Gandhi


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A threat and a promise... (0.00 / 0)
If we don't see at least five more entries here by Friday, I will write The Crap Rap!

Teh Intert00bz will never recover...


[ Parent ]
asdf (4.00 / 1)
There once was a source of hot poop,
Inhabited by some foolish group
The cesspools got hot
and the gardens were not
improved by the incoming coup.

"If God were to appear to starving people, he would not dare to appear in any other form than food." - Mahatma Gandhi

more (4.00 / 1)
Dampish sludge, piled high,
Dark, fragrant, tempting substrate,
Wait - here's a tampon!

Paper, poop and pee
Still, way too complicated
Best, just plain water.


"If God were to appear to starving people, he would not dare to appear in any other form than food." - Mahatma Gandhi


Way to go! (4.00 / 1)
Four more entries, and we'll escape The Crap Rap.

Which will be apocalyptic, let me tell you...


[ Parent ]
LOL (4.00 / 2)
The Crap Wrap is the goad that drives the Poo Haiku.

;-)

Normal people scare me.... But not as much as I scare them.


[ Parent ]
I think "epic" is the word you're looking for (4.00 / 1)
but I'm flexible.

"If God were to appear to starving people, he would not dare to appear in any other form than food." - Mahatma Gandhi

[ Parent ]
Oh, no... (4.00 / 1)
Believe me, apocalyptic is exactly what I mean.  I choose my words deliberately.

;)


[ Parent ]
Improvements (4.00 / 1)
I forgot limericks were suppose to have five lines

There were millions of toilets in San Fran
Dioxin and chemical seats but the Ad Man
Said Poop, Paper and Pee - Give it to Me
Then the toxic sludge got cooked in the pan
While San Francisco poisoned people for free.

How's that?  


I like that! (0.00 / 0)
How about a slight alteration to the last line?
While San Fransisco poisoned people for a fee

Bein' as how they were sellin' the stuff and all.

;-)

Normal people scare me.... But not as much as I scare them.


[ Parent ]
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